Venvegcar is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, amazing troll.

Venvegcar created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Venvegcar, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Venvegcar, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Venvegcar's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Venvegcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never paint your back green.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. You must never eat beans.