Talvighat is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, strong wren.

Talvighat created dark energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Talvighat, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Talvighat, it will make you grow a tail.

Talvighat's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Talvighat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Talvighat.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never write about eukaryotes.

5. Learn five new languages a year.