Lithonnulbessyatdub is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, overgenerous unicorn.

Lithonnulbessyatdub created snails six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lithonnulbessyatdub, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lithonnulbessyatdub, he will throw large rocks at you.

Lithonnulbessyatdub's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Lithonnulbessyatdub's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lithonnulbessyatdub.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.