Busfummid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humane salamander.

Busfummid created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Busfummid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Busfummid, she will have a low opinion of you.

Busfummid's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Busfummid's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not take Busfummid's name in vain.