Siglig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, idiotic alligator.

Siglig created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Siglig, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Siglig, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Siglig's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Siglig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. You must pray to Siglig three times a day.