Cardadfabmit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, ruthless dragonfly.

Cardadfabmit created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cardadfabmit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cardadfabmit, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cardadfabmit's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cardadfabmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Run away from fawn squirrels, for they are unholy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never paint your hands magenta.