Janwotnull is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fast hydra.

Janwotnull created life three million years ago.

If you believe in Janwotnull, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Janwotnull, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Janwotnull's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Janwotnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Hide if five doves approach from the east.