Pitwipnul is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, grumpy fly.

Pitwipnul created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitwipnul, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pitwipnul, he will laugh at you.

Pitwipnul's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Pitwipnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Hide if seven porpoises approach from the west.

4. Put Pitwipnul first in all things.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.