Fobtaillun is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, calm bear.

Fobtaillun created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fobtaillun, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fobtaillun, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fobtaillun's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Fobtaillun's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near geese.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always look after injured cats.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Feed all hungry pigs.