Tunafgat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awesome cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Tunafgat created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunafgat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tunafgat, it will think nothing of it.

Tunafgat's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Tunafgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near capybaras while wearing brown ear rings and balancing seven copper spheres on your neck.

5. Run away from turquoise mice, for they are unholy.