Venratrigceb is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, ruthless gnu.

Venratrigceb created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Venratrigceb, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Venratrigceb, he will be very sad.

Venratrigceb's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Venratrigceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Always count to seven before sleeping.

4. Do not prepare turnips while wearing corsets.

5. Do not drink alcohol.