Panglagbapsag is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, competent wasp.

Panglagbapsag created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Panglagbapsag, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Panglagbapsag, it will turn you into a plant.

Panglagbapsag's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Panglagbapsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured shrews.

2. Do not take Panglagbapsag's name in vain.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about black holes.