Wiglapfut is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, weak faun.

Wiglapfut created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wiglapfut, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wiglapfut, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wiglapfut's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Wiglapfut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Wiglapfut in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Never feed lentils to snakes while wearing purple kilts.

4. Never think about gravity near sheep while wearing green shoes and balancing four copper spheres on your back.

5. Moths are not to be trusted.