Basswapyak is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, happy hyena.

Basswapyak created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Basswapyak, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Basswapyak, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Basswapyak's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Basswapyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not kill turtles.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.