Gepcussbab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, caring hare.

Gepcussbab created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepcussbab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gepcussbab, he will turn you into a worm.

Gepcussbab's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gepcussbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near frogs.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Gepcussbab on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.