Yadfomtif is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, tranquil weasel.

Yadfomtif created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yadfomtif, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Yadfomtif, she will jump up and down on your head.

Yadfomtif's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Yadfomtif's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. You must love Yadfomtif.