Didloopdim is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, idiotic alligator.

Didloopdim created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didloopdim, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Didloopdim, he will destroy your home planet.

Didloopdim's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Didloopdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Sharks are not to be trusted.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Didloopdim.

5. Never talk about fire.