Mobloopzak is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, flying badger.

Mobloopzak created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobloopzak, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mobloopzak, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Mobloopzak's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Mobloopzak's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry frogs.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. You must pray to Mobloopzak four times a day.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Hide from fawn voles for they are unholy.