Rillarfgan is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, vain jellyfish.

Rillarfgan created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillarfgan, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rillarfgan, it will turn you into a mouse.

Rillarfgan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rillarfgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow tights.

2. Do not kill horses.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never paint your back pink.

5. Do not make images of living things.