Pangtapdum is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, confident frog.

Pangtapdum created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Pangtapdum, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pangtapdum, she will turn you into a sheep.

Pangtapdum's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Pangtapdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Mice are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not eat grapes.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Pangtapdum on top of all buildings.