Kemgodkan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, two-faced otter.

Kemgodkan created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Kemgodkan, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kemgodkan, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kemgodkan's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Kemgodkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Worship no other gods but Kemgodkan.

3. Always look after injured seals.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.