Dankimdog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, generous dingo.

Dankimdog created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dankimdog, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dankimdog, she will remove you from existence.

Dankimdog's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dankimdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Retreat if seven sheep approach from the west.

3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near dogs while wearing pink coats and balancing eight tin spheres on your face.