Abstiptamzimgetgubnellsand Tadvadhiv is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, stupid troll.

Abstiptamzimgetgubnellsand Tadvadhiv created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abstiptamzimgetgubnellsand Tadvadhiv, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Abstiptamzimgetgubnellsand Tadvadhiv, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Abstiptamzimgetgubnellsand Tadvadhiv's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Abstiptamzimgetgubnellsand Tadvadhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark matter.

2. Never feed lots of peanuts to foxes while wearing gray coats.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Abstiptamzimgetgubnellsand Tadvadhiv must be the most important thing in your life.