Barndidflab Larnnurtkap is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthinking chinchilla.

Barndidflab Larnnurtkap created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Barndidflab Larnnurtkap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Barndidflab Larnnurtkap, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Barndidflab Larnnurtkap's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Barndidflab Larnnurtkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Feed all hungry sheep.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.