Taddabsin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, smart centipede.

Taddabsin created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taddabsin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Taddabsin, she will not invite you to parties.

Taddabsin's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Taddabsin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Taddabsin on top of all buildings.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never paint your face orange.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Always help goats in need.