Davlikjon is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, intelligent warg.

Davlikjon created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davlikjon, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Davlikjon, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Davlikjon's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Davlikjon's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Davlikjon.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always help sick seals.

5. Never run near rats.