Ontliblit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient clam.

Ontliblit created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontliblit, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ontliblit, he will send minions to preach to you.

Ontliblit's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Ontliblit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never hurt ants.

3. Run away if five otters approach from the west.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Feed all hungry seals.