Mitcebbestguphinbessril Hoggondum Bellkapyog is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, thoughtless parrot.

Mitcebbestguphinbessril Hoggondum Bellkapyog created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitcebbestguphinbessril Hoggondum Bellkapyog, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mitcebbestguphinbessril Hoggondum Bellkapyog, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mitcebbestguphinbessril Hoggondum Bellkapyog's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Mitcebbestguphinbessril Hoggondum Bellkapyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

2. Hide from orange sheep for they are unholy.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

5. Do not stand on grass.