Jinbonvon is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, passionate owl.

Jinbonvon created the cosmos six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinbonvon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jinbonvon, she will remove you from existence.

Jinbonvon's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Jinbonvon's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

5. Always pray immersed in water.