Bonfaddiss Bansitcip is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, amazing elephant.

Bonfaddiss Bansitcip created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonfaddiss Bansitcip, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bonfaddiss Bansitcip, it will not care.

Bonfaddiss Bansitcip's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bonfaddiss Bansitcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about eukaryotes.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

5. Never look in ponds.