Busnurlban is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful goat.

Busnurlban created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Busnurlban, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Busnurlban, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Busnurlban's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Busnurlban's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three frogs approach from the north.

2. You must love Busnurlban.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Busnurlban loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.