Veencisstar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, ill-tempered goose.

Veencisstar created snails two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veencisstar, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Veencisstar, she will turn you into a rock.

Veencisstar's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Veencisstar's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

2. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

4. Veencisstar must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never eat green fruit.