Fadlibtarg is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, astonishing yak.

Fadlibtarg created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadlibtarg, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fadlibtarg, he will destroy your home planet.

Fadlibtarg's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Fadlibtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Fadlibtarg loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

2. Run away from blue ants, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Never feed lots of peanuts to monkeys while wearing cyan stockings.