Gigquamlist Komranbin Flisdibrig is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, thoughtless bee.

Gigquamlist Komranbin Flisdibrig created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gigquamlist Komranbin Flisdibrig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gigquamlist Komranbin Flisdibrig, he will turn you into a sheep.

Gigquamlist Komranbin Flisdibrig's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Gigquamlist Komranbin Flisdibrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray corsets.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gigquamlist Komranbin Flisdibrig.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gigquamlist Komranbin Flisdibrig.