Zimhivdumlogtalcab Larnflap is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, wise goat.

Zimhivdumlogtalcab Larnflap created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Zimhivdumlogtalcab Larnflap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zimhivdumlogtalcab Larnflap, she will turn you into a puffin.

Zimhivdumlogtalcab Larnflap's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Zimhivdumlogtalcab Larnflap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. You must pray to Zimhivdumlogtalcab Larnflap five times a day.

5. Never go into gray rooms.