Spagmutrak Kommobtin is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent
penguin.
Spagmutrak Kommobtin created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Spagmutrak Kommobtin, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Spagmutrak Kommobtin, it will turn you into a tree.
Spagmutrak Kommobtin's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Spagmutrak Kommobtin's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about planets.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Never write about thermodynamics.
4. Always help tortoises.
5. Never talk about fire.