Spagmutrak Kommobtin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent penguin.

Spagmutrak Kommobtin created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagmutrak Kommobtin, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Spagmutrak Kommobtin, it will turn you into a tree.

Spagmutrak Kommobtin's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Spagmutrak Kommobtin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Always help tortoises.

5. Never talk about fire.