Xuckkimrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, cheerful gnu.

Xuckkimrutt created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckkimrutt, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Xuckkimrutt, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Xuckkimrutt's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Xuckkimrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snails.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Never talk about ants.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.