Listnarbudsitbutlopfarvid is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, passionate bear.

Listnarbudsitbutlopfarvid created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Listnarbudsitbutlopfarvid, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Listnarbudsitbutlopfarvid, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Listnarbudsitbutlopfarvid's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Listnarbudsitbutlopfarvid's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Listnarbudsitbutlopfarvid.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not keep five nematodes in a large pit.

5. Never talk about cell theory.