Kopgumjon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy crane.

Kopgumjon created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kopgumjon, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kopgumjon, he will turn you into a slug.

Kopgumjon's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Kopgumjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kopgumjon.