Raklanjenmif is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awesome butterfly.

Raklanjenmif created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raklanjenmif, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Raklanjenmif, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Raklanjenmif's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Raklanjenmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always look after injured snails.