Legnillvil is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, deceitful hare.

Legnillvil created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Legnillvil, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Legnillvil, she will think nothing of it.

Legnillvil's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Legnillvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Always help sick whales.

4. Always treat frogs with great respect.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.