Fartabmet is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, merciful fox.

Fartabmet created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fartabmet, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fartabmet, he will turn you into a frog.

Fartabmet's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fartabmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Hide if eight geese approach from the south.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.