Rildubcar is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omnipotent dingo.

Rildubcar created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rildubcar, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rildubcar, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rildubcar's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Rildubcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.