Kinfatpadcemzaglarngar is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, charitable walrus.

Kinfatpadcemzaglarngar created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinfatpadcemzaglarngar, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kinfatpadcemzaglarngar, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Kinfatpadcemzaglarngar's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Kinfatpadcemzaglarngar's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never skip near snakes.

4. Run away from indigo great tits, for they are unholy.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.