Ratdubzengutnilbimcet is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, bad-tempered whale.

Ratdubzengutnilbimcet created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratdubzengutnilbimcet, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ratdubzengutnilbimcet, it will turn you into a dog.

Ratdubzengutnilbimcet's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Ratdubzengutnilbimcet's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not listen to music.