Dinveenbog is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, confident bear.

Dinveenbog created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinveenbog, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dinveenbog, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Dinveenbog's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dinveenbog's Holy Commandments

1. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never think ill of sick badgers.

3. Always help monkeys in need.

4. Dinveenbog must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never wear coats.