Yogcepvangonvedcib is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, awe-inspiring scorpion.

Yogcepvangonvedcib created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogcepvangonvedcib, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yogcepvangonvedcib, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yogcepvangonvedcib's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Yogcepvangonvedcib's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about doves.