Fotrenbim is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, proud centaur.

Fotrenbim created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotrenbim, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fotrenbim, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fotrenbim's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Fotrenbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always help tortoises in need.

3. Never think ill of sick dogs.

4. Never mention hamsters.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.