Linwatgat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable hyena.

Linwatgat created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Linwatgat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Linwatgat, it will turn you into a mouse.

Linwatgat's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Linwatgat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Linwatgat.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.