Homcebhom is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, selfish seal.

Homcebhom created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homcebhom, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Homcebhom, he will destroy your favourite star.

Homcebhom's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Homcebhom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not hurt sheep.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never pour water over plants.