Jiphugtan is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, sage
wolf.
Jiphugtan created a photon four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jiphugtan, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Jiphugtan, it will make you grow a tail.
Jiphugtan's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Jiphugtan's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Never eat oranges.
4. Never mention aardvarks.
5. Pray towards the west.