Jiphugtan is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, sage wolf.

Jiphugtan created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jiphugtan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jiphugtan, it will make you grow a tail.

Jiphugtan's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Jiphugtan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Never mention aardvarks.

5. Pray towards the west.